Introvert - A hermit who feels like people drain their energy like watching a movie does their phone’s battery
Extrovert - Someone who can hear the word party from another state and would never think of reading a book. Ever.
Intuitive - I don’t see the world the way everyone else does. I’m so deep and abstract that most people don’t even understand what I’m saying. I mean, people think cereal is just cereal, but I know what it really means!
Sensor - All I know is what is right in front of my face! I can’t think about anything complex and meaningful without getting a headache. I don’t understand anything I can’t see, so air is just a myth to me! Can’t…breathe…not…intuitive enough!!!
Thinker - Cold, hard truth and logic. I don’t care how many people cry, and I don’t think I’ve ever even smiled. What a pointless thing to do.
Feeler - Warm, fuzzy feelings, hugs, rainbows, and kindness! I couldn’t be logical if my life depended on it, honest!
Judger - I’ll make so many lists I can’t see over them, and if you even THINK about changing the plan, I might have a meltdown and faint!
Perceiver - Who cares if we don’t have enough money, lose our way, get there late, and don’t have enough time to get everything done! YOLO! Life’s too short to plan anything, especially something important. I’ve never even bought a planner!
